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⭐Everyone needs a fun board to welcome their friends in a happy mood!
⭐An original and fun gift for the little foodie who likes to enjoy life and put the little dishes in the "acorn".
⭐Who says size doesn't matter? With an illusionary length of 40 cm, this magnificent penis with perfect curves will keep all its promises:
- 🧡Practical: Dig out three large spaces (acorn, trunk and wallet) to store cheese, snacks, sausages, peanuts, cupcakes, olives, breadsticks, cakes, verrines and homemade food ......
- 💛It's beautiful and decorative: Made of solid wood, impress your guests with its long and wide gender and pronounced (wood) grain!
- 💙Solid: Your wooden aperitif board will stay with you for a long time: a real life companion!
---On what occasions should I offer a dick-shaped wooden aperitif board? ---
• Bachelor party (bachelorette party, bachelorette party)
• Housewarming / Moving in
• Valentine's Day
• Starter pot
• Easter (with chocolate to accompany of course)
• Father's Day (or Mother's Day but you have to dare...)
• Birthday
• Wedding anniversary
• Christmas (for friends, girlfriends, dad or stepfather: guaranteed effect!)
• Invitation to an aperitif dinner / A dinner with friends...
• ... and especially for no reason, just for fun!
One day, a great sage said, "Don't let anyone convince you that your dreams are too big, buy a board in the shape of a penis."
Are you excited to have your own chibre-shaped aperitif board and make a dream come true? Are you looking for a funny gift idea to stand out from the crowd? Are you invited to an aperitif dinner? Order now!
Warning: Each penis is unique, but you already know that! The natural tone and grain of the wood may vary!